The following transcript is written to the best of my recollection and partially (like 30-35%) fabricated.
"This is Mike"
"Hey, I think my water broke, but I'm not sure. It wasn't a lot." - Sarah
"Okay, does your back still hurt?" - Me
"Yeah, a lot." - Sarah
"What do you want to do?" - Me
"I'm not sure. What do you think?" - Sarah
"Well if you aren't having contractions yet and your not sure about your water breaking then maybe we should hold off for a bit. Wouldn't want to have to be in the hospital for hours again for nothing. We live like 2 minutes away." - Me
"True. Okay." - Sarah
*Click* (probably some "I love you's" in there)
About an hour passes and the phone rings again. It's for me. I know it is time to leave.
"This is Mike."
"Hey my water definitely just broke." - Sarah
"How far apart are your pains?" - Me (like I know what I'm talking about)
"About 5 minutes. Maybe less." - Sarah
"Let's go." - Me
I got clearance from the boss to leave work and immediately headed home to pick up the now contracting wife. It was time to go to the hospital.
She somehow puts up with me. |