The following transcript is written to the best of my recollection and partially (like 30-35%) fabricated.
"This is Mike"
"Hey, I think my water broke, but I'm not sure. It wasn't a lot." - Sarah
"Okay, does your back still hurt?" - Me
"Yeah, a lot." - Sarah
"What do you want to do?" - Me
"I'm not sure. What do you think?" - Sarah
"Well if you aren't having contractions yet and your not sure about your water breaking then maybe we should hold off for a bit. Wouldn't want to have to be in the hospital for hours again for nothing. We live like 2 minutes away." - Me
"True. Okay." - Sarah
*Click* (probably some "I love you's" in there)
About an hour passes and the phone rings again. It's for me. I know it is time to leave.
"This is Mike."
"Hey my water definitely just broke." - Sarah
"How far apart are your pains?" - Me (like I know what I'm talking about)
"About 5 minutes. Maybe less." - Sarah
"Let's go." - Me
I got clearance from the boss to leave work and immediately headed home to pick up the now contracting wife. It was time to go to the hospital.
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She somehow puts up with me. |